The Barstool Sports Crew Cleans Up Pretty Damn Well

 

You know, here at Barstool we catch a lot of heat. We dish it out all the time, so we can most certainly take it, but that doesn’t mean that we’re not constantly taking shrapnel from everyone on the internet. Commenters and twitter followers and all the haters constantly chirping at us. Dave, you’re ugly! Big Cat you’re fat and a permanent tan line! Sales Guy you’re bald! Kmarko your head looks like a surfboard! Feitelberg you have huge tits and you look like Hitler’s mom! KFC you have a lazy eye and a double chin!

Well this little photographic masterpiece should silence all the haters. I mean look at that shot. Is that the Barstool Sports gang or the Rat Pack? I can barely tell the difference. I feel like we could go toe to toe with Leonardo Dicaprio’s Pussy Posse. Portnoy holding the white wine drags us down a little bit but Kmarko drinking some bourbon evens it out. Bottom line is we’re the best looking blog on the internet. We may not make as much money as the other websites. We may not use spell check or understand the rules of grammar. But we’re sexy as fuck and really at the end of the day thats all that matters.

Blog Team, Assemble!